Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Runs For Governor

[Ayatollahgondola]

http://www.knx1070.com/Prince-Freder...t-Gov-/6181309

His campaign platform, which is titled “Return the Good Life to California,” would “create a Sin Tax” to generate money on the legalization of marijuana, add a 10-cent tax on every drink sold in a restaurant, and “add a buck to every liquor bottle and pack of cigarettes sold.” He would also like to open the border with Mexico and lift the ban on Cuban cigars and products

[Rim05]

Too bad there are no comments, I would love to leave a few.
This is beginning to make Jerry Brown and Whitman look good.

[ilbegone]

Does ARNOLD THE PIG fit anywhere in his candidacy?

[Commander Bunny]

Originally Posted by ilbegone

Does ARNOLD THE PIG fit anywhere in his candidacy?

I think You've got Eva, and Zsa-Zsa mixed-up.

I've always liked Eva, but Zsa-Zsa was a real piece of work, remember the time She smacked a Cop, and said "You can't do that to rich People" when She was getting a ticket for something, or other?

[ilbegone]

Purported Zsa Zsa quotes:

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[ilbegone]

Originally Posted by Commander Bunny

I think You've got Eva, and Zsa-Zsa mixed-up.

You're right. For some reason I have always associated Zsa Zsa with Green Acres.

Even back then, as I recall.

I guess that doesn't preclude the man from campaigning with a pig.

Regardless of species.

[Ole Glory]

God Help Us.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Chelene's in good company. I'm sure those two have plenty to talk about. They can both give the public something to be amused about.

[ilbegone]

Originally Posted by Jeanfromfillmore

Chelene's in good company. I'm sure those two have plenty to talk about. They can both give the public something to be amused about.

Entertainment and free bread. Isn't that what kept the rabble in ancient Rome diverted from rioting in the streets?