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Originally Posted by ilbegone

When the Mexican grandmother dies, the family is no longer Mexican. In my scenario, grandma ain't around, and familial connections become a distant memory.

The question is not whether the family is "Mexican" or not. In fact, under your plan, the majority of the family isn't (later offspring will soon outnumber the original nuclear family that entered unlawfully). They're either American permanent legal residents or U.S. citizens.

The question is whether or not your scheme rewards families who engage in illegal alien conduct.

It undoubtedly does. Above, two family members get sent back (wealthier than they came in, and with quality prospects for receiving assistance from El Norte that they didn't have before). Meanwhile every other family member has landed the lottery prize of life in the wealthiest, most egalitarian nation on Earth.

And the only reason any of this fell into their laps is because Pablo and Juanita undertook premeditated and systematic criminal activities in our nation.

Originally Posted by ilbegone

But the adults have the memory of Mexico, the children don't.

You mean like these children? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ9mpBSqZs0