Heaven & HELL!
 

Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
it's all organized by the Italian.:eek:

An oldie, but a goodie.

I heard a different version of that same joke, when I was overseas.


What is heaven? Italian food, German car, Japanese wife, American house.

What is hell? Italian car, German food, Japanese house, American wife.