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Old 08-01-2010, 11:45 AM
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Default Heaven & HELL!

Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
it's all organized by the Italian.
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Old 08-01-2010, 12:34 PM
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An oldie, but a goodie.
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Old 08-01-2010, 05:28 PM
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I heard a different version of that same joke, when I was overseas.


What is heaven? Italian food, German car, Japanese wife, American house.

What is hell? Italian car, German food, Japanese house, American wife.
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