Bartender Joke

[Don]

A black, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

What does the bartender say: "What can I get for you Mr. President?"

[wetibbe]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012
Obama Stimulus
Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, corn bread
mix, and 10 KFC
coupons. The directions were in Spanish.

Hope
you get yours soon.

Obama’s approval ratings are so low now,
Kenyans are accusing him of
being born in the United
States.

[Rim05]

You two are so cute. I hope you get your White jokes today.
Ethnic jokes are never funny.

[Twoller]

While the humor was marginally ethnic, with the exception of the watermelon seeds, it was not racist.

The one about Kenya wasn't even ethnic.

[Don]

An Italian, an Irishman and a priest walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

[Twoller]

Originally Posted by Don

An Italian, an Irishman and a priest walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

You told it wrong.

The key to this joke is lining up a huge long list of typical walking-into-a-bar joke walkers and then after reciting the long list, then the bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?" It doesn't even matter what or who is in the list and the longer and more bizarre the list, the better the punch line. The key is to fatigue the listener until the pay-off punch line. And it's not as much fun in print.