Yes Mr. President, I Do Want Alligators in My Moat

[usa today]

Well , he could fire nappy , with the money he would save , he could buy a lot of gators

Actually there are far better ways to secure that border that are a lot more effective

Also for the cost we pay out to illegals in bennys every year , I figure it would take about a year and a half of bennys to build the double, heck a triple layer fence along the whole border.

And while I'm ranting , its almost summer , how many thousands of school buses are going to sit idle for 3 months?
give me a call dumbomba , I'll tell you lots of ways to get rid of lots of illegals