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Speaking of Pelosi, considering that it’s been a very long time since the Speaker was able to blink her eyes or to look anything but startled, do you think her plastic surgeon ever tells potential clients that he’s the schlemiel who did the job?
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There's an old one line joke about Zsa Zsa Gabor which could have some like milage with Pelosi:
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"She's had so many face lifts she now has a beard"
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