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Old 12-18-2009, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Ole Glory View Post
"Italians - Stupid, a step in "class" only above blacks. The latter are notorious for being involved with organized crime. The former work mostly in coal mines."

Yeah, so, what's your point? Oh, and by the way SZ, for Hanukkah/Chanukah, I got you a cement overcoat with matching shoes. I hope you like them. The outfit will go along with your free toll tokens for the Brooklyn Bridge tour. A car ride down by the river is lovely this time of year. Enjoy.

Trivia: All the roads in New York City end at the river.


Fugheddaboudit, lol.

Really? OK, that sounds reasonable on the conditions that you sell it to me at wholesale and there is an extra coat, tossed in gratis, for my Uncle Morty.

Alright, off the top of my head, I can come up with this trio; the last two of which are so bad that if the Christians are right about the existence of Hell, I just reserved myself a seat in the first 20 rows.


Question: Why do Jews have such big noses?

Answer: Because the air is free.


Have you heard about the new German-built microwave currently being marketed to consumers on Fairfax and in Brentwood?

It seats 40.


Question: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Answer: Pizzas don't scream when you toss them in the oven.
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