Bartender Joke
 

A black, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

What does the bartender say: "What can I get for you Mr. President?"

Stimulus
 

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012
Obama Stimulus
Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, corn bread
mix, and 10 KFC
coupons. The directions were in Spanish.

Hope
you get yours soon.

Obama’s approval ratings are so low now,
Kenyans are accusing him of
being born in the United
States.

While the humor was marginally ethnic, with the exception of the watermelon seeds, it was not racist.

The one about Kenya wasn't even ethnic.

An Italian, an Irishman and a priest walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

You told it wrong.

The key to this joke is lining up a huge long list of typical walking-into-a-bar joke walkers and then after reciting the long list, then the bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?" It doesn't even matter what or who is in the list and the longer and more bizarre the list, the better the punch line. The key is to fatigue the listener until the pay-off punch line. And it's not as much fun in print.

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Horse says, "Well, because I"m a horse."

A hunter on each side of the Rio Grande drew a bead on the same duck, and both fired at the same time - the duck fell on a small island in the middle of the river.

The respective hunters swam to the island, arrived at the same time, and began pulling on the duck in a sort of international tug of war.

The Mexican, seeing that the duck was being ruined, said "this is no good, let's have a contest and whoever is the better man gets the duck". The American nodded assent and they both dropped the duck.

The Mexican continued, "I propose that we kick each other in the nuts, and whoever stands it the best is the winner". The American replied "You're on". The Mexican added "I'm short, so I'm at a disadvantage. I get to go first".

The American agreed, whereupon the Mexican kicked the American squarely in the crotch. The American bent over clutching his groin, sweating, feeling queasy, and nearly fell to the ground in a fetal position. Upon recovering, the American grinned and said "it's my turn now".

The Mexican replied No, you can just keep the duck



The joke originated in Mexico, and has quite a bit of layered truth to it.