State of the Union Drinking Game
The is better than beer pong!
Event Instructions; Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." - He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots Obama yells back - Finish the bottle Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress - Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over - Do three shots Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe him Obama mentions Haiti - Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_436932.html (ok, ok, it's from Huffington Post... but it's good!) |
Ya know, just reading that makes me thirsty, wait, I'll be right back. Should I have a scotch or brandy? Decisions, decisions.
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