State of the Union Drinking Game
 

The is better than beer pong!


Event Instructions;

Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." - He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots

Obama yells back - Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress - Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over - Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti - Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_436932.html
(ok, ok, it's from Huffington Post... but it's good!)

Ya know, just reading that makes me thirsty, wait, I'll be right back. Should I have a scotch or brandy? Decisions, decisions.