Want a laugh?

[Jeanfromfillmore]

I found this funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLm2BC2eqx8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fKj7187qDw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fKj7187qDw)

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmPKbmeutDk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmPKbmeutDk)

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl6E0PbgvKw

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBjqyhhRm0&feature=email

[Jeanfromfillmore]

EARL PITTS Exposes Federal Immigration Law HYPOCRISY !!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECeI2BWIAB4

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfu8ZvM-O8

[Jeanfromfillmore]

OKLAHOMA RISING


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_sgSR33P94

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOHOHKBEqE&feature=email

Ray Stevens - Come to the USA

[REWHBLCAIN]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Imagine There's No Border


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-DPA6VBe00

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Illegal Immigration and Bank Robbers



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLVrFD2wq5s

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Secure The Border! Read The Bill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdqPw8P6b4

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Mexican President Ask illegals To Come Home


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubPgtM7D9Cc&feature=email

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Illegal Alien "My Sharona" Parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsifHmHMeU

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Mr. Immigration Man.wmv


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08TVcgTGuSQ

[Jeanfromfillmore]

The United States Of Arizona


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iQqbhH85g8

[Rim05]

That video is a perfect picture of what has happened to the US. Soft hearted Americans who think they must help every one who does not have as much as they do. In the end we are just like the dumb old farmer. No money and they tell us we are too lazy to feed our selves. Wonder how we got to where we were 30 years ago?

[LAPhil]

Illegal Alien "My Sharona" Parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsifHmHMeU
I really like this one! I saved it to my favorites.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Illegal Mexican Aid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKz-qVCPvHU

[Jeanfromfillmore]

All You Need To Know About The Democrats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-THwrBP5j-4

[LAPhil]

All You Need To Know About The Democrats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-THwrBP5j-4

Right on! This is why all the Democrats have to go. If any members of the Democratic party had stood up and applauded a foreign leader for criticizing this country even 50 years ago not only would they have been drummed out of Congress but the American people would have been yelling for their blood! I switched to the Republican party in 2003 and I've never been sorry for one minute.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

The Illegal Immigration Traffic Report with Jack Simmons (2010)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtM_PjgfUq4

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Solution to Illegal Immigration via The Coneheads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaaWd1G8M9A

[Jeanfromfillmore]

"No! No! No! No!" Illegal Alien Parody Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pquKEng30

[Jeanfromfillmore]

PolitiZoid Politicians Say the Darndest Things..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT6BWyJWhIU&feature=emai

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.oddee.com/item_97289.aspx

http://www.oddee.com/item_97291.aspx

[LAPhil]

http://www.oddee.com/item_97289.aspx

http://www.oddee.com/item_97291.aspx
Jean, this is a G-rated forum! :o

[Jeanfromfillmore]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

If you think that excessive taxes should be paid by everyone, except you, you might be a liberal.
If you think that government knows how to spend your money better than you, you might be a liberal.
If you think that the ACLU is good for this country and that the Tea Party is bad, you might be a liberal.
If you think that class warfare for political purposes, is good for this country, you might be a liberal.
If you disagree with the notion that as government gets bigger the people become smaller, you might be a liberal.
If you don’t mind that the US is becoming a mediocre and socialistic country, you might be a liberal.
If you think that being nice to our country’s enemies will make them love us, you might be a liberal.
If you think that opinionated Hollywood types are smart and love this country, you might be a liberal.
If you think that it’s good for government to take from the productive and give to the lazy, you might be a liberal.
If you agree that a lifetime of bad choices makes one eligible for government money, you might be a liberal.
If you think that that a more successful person than you owes you something, you might be a liberal.
If you think that those who believe in God and Country are dumb, you might be an elitist liberal.
If you think that 9/11 happened because “we deserved it” you might be a liberal.

[LAPhil]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

If you think that excessive taxes should be paid by everyone, except you, you might be a liberal.
If you think that government knows how to spend your money better than you, you might be a liberal.
If you think that the ACLU is good for this country and that the Tea Party is bad, you might be a liberal.
If you think that class warfare for political purposes, is good for this country, you might be a liberal.
If you disagree with the notion that as government gets bigger the people become smaller, you might be a liberal.
If you don’t mind that the US is becoming a mediocre and socialistic country, you might be a liberal.
If you think that being nice to our country’s enemies will make them love us, you might be a liberal.
If you think that opinionated Hollywood types are smart and love this country, you might be a liberal.
If you think that it’s good for government to take from the productive and give to the lazy, you might be a liberal.
If you agree that a lifetime of bad choices makes one eligible for government money, you might be a liberal.
If you think that that a more successful person than you owes you something, you might be a liberal.
If you think that those who believe in God and Country are dumb, you might be an elitist liberal.
If you think that 9/11 happened because “we deserved it” you might be a liberal.
That's good, Jean. Not funny, but good. :)

[LAPhil]

I would add these to the list:

If you think multiculturalism should be promoted for its own sake, you might be a liberal.

If you believe that terrorists caught in this country after attempting to kill as many people must have their civil rights safeguarded, you might be a liberal.

If you believe that people who sneak into the country illegally is entitled to all the rights and privileges as legal American citizens, you might be a liberal.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

I found these posted on a board and thought I'd share them with you.


The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all summer long.
He builds his house and stores supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool.
He laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm.
The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and fed, while others are cold and starving!

CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN show up to provide pictures of shivering grasshoppers, next to a video of an ant in his comfortable home, with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast! How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer this way?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah, with the grasshopper.
Everyone cries when they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green".

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house, where the news stations film the group singing "We Shall Overcome". Jesse then has the group pray for the grasshopper's sake, and reminds the group to contribute to his group, so that he can "continue the fight" for grasshoppers, everywhere!

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim, in an interview with Tom Brokaw, that the ant has gotten rich, off
the back of the poor grasshopper! Both call for an immediate tax hike, to make the ant pay "his fair share"!

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity For Grasshoppers Act", retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire the proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to
pay his retroactive taxes, his house is confiscated by the government.

Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper, in a defamation suit against the ant.
The case is tried in federal court, with a jury comprised of unemployed welfare recipients.

Surprise! The ant loses the case!

The story ends, as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food, while the government house he lives in (which happens to be the ant's old house) crumbles around him, due to lack of maintenance!

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found, dead, in a drug-related incident.

The house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders, who terrorize this once-peaceful neighborhood.


The moral of this story? Don't vote for democrats or liberals.


If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.





Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar !

Q: How do you stop a liberal from eating?
A: Hide their food stamps under...their work boots !

Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let George Bush fix it! It’s his fault it’s dark anyway !

Q: What's liberal and has an IQ over 100?
A: California...

Q: What's a four-letter word ending in "K" that offends a liberal?
A: Work !




Democrat [dem-uh-krat] -noun
1. A person who receives support, advantage, or the like, from another or others without giving any useful or proper return, as one who lives on the earnings of others.
—Synonyms
2. sycophant, toady, leech, parasite, sponge, hanger-on.

[LAPhil]

Jean, those are the best yet! I swear, you and I must be the only ones reading this topic. I remember when you said you thought you had more in common with Democrats than you did with Republicans. All I can say is "You've come a long way, baby!"

[Jeanfromfillmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TcpfBHlbs

Ray Stevens - Obama Budget Plan

[LAPhil]

This is one of the best ones yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE0foo2Kmz8&feature=feedu

BTW, why can't we have "Want a laugh?" as one of the regular forum topics, or at least a subtopic under "Entertainment"? It's so hidden in the "General" section I forget how to find it each time.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

This is one of the best ones yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE0foo2Kmz8&feature=feedu

BTW, why can't we have "Want a laugh?" as one of the regular forum topics, or at least a subtopic under "Entertainment"? It's so hidden in the "General" section I forget how to find it each time.Good suggestion Phil, I'll look into it.

[willworkforfood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl6E0PbgvKw

"Thanks jean!" that was good others should enjoy!

[willworkforfood]

300
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

[Jeanfromfillmore]

This is really a funny video from newsbusted.

http://www.youtube.com/newsbusted#p/a/u/0/Xlk0eRUQNI0

[LAPhil]

This is really a funny video from newsbusted.

http://www.youtube.com/newsbusted#p/a/u/0/Xlk0eRUQNI0

I always enjoy those. I'm a subscriber.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Obama On Vacation - Livin' la Vida Loca

http://www.popmodal.com/video/8908/Obama-On-Vacation--Livin-la-Vida-Loca

[Jeanfromfillmore]

This is worth the watch!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBf2xdSIYCA&feature=related

[LAPhil]

This is worth the watch!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBf2xdSIYCA&feature=related

Not really funny, but I loved what he said. Somehow I don't think he'll be invited to the White House any time soon.

[wetibbe]

This is worth the watch!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBf2xdSIYCA&feature=related

That's Katt. His shtick.

The most interesting part is the hysterical reaction to him by his audience. They just love that !

I wouldn't be too confident that Katt wouldn't be welcome in the White House. Michelle has a propensity for inviting some of her colored radicals.

[LAPhil]

That's Katt. His shtick.

The most interesting part is the hysterical reaction to him by his audience. They just love that !

I wouldn't be too confident that Katt wouldn't be welcome in the White House. Michelle has a propensity for inviting some of her colored radicals.
Colored radicals? WTF?

[wetibbe]

Outrage Flares As Michelle Obama Invites Common To White House To Read Poetry [UPDATED]

First Posted: 05/10/11 12:26 PM ET Updated: 05/11/11 10:03 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/10/outrage-common-white-house-poetry-michelle-obama_n_859945.html

[LAPhil]

Outrage Flares As Michelle Obama Invites Common To White House To Read Poetry [UPDATED]

First Posted: 05/10/11 12:26 PM ET Updated: 05/11/11 10:03 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/10/outrage-common-white-house-poetry-michelle-obama_n_859945.html
I knew all about this, I was just questioning your choice of words. I thought the term "colored" had been pretty much obsolete since the 1950's. And I hardly think Katt qualifies as a radical.

[Ayatollahgondola]

I knew all about this, I was just questioning your choice of words. I thought the term "colored" had been pretty much obsolete since the 1950's.

"illegals" and "anchor babies" could be obsolete soon too, if political correctness prevails. I never saw the term colored as derogatory, but "people of color" is the new buzzword, and maybe we should jump on that right now too, before it takes root.

[Twoller]

... I never saw the term colored as derogatory, but "people of color" is the new buzzword, and maybe we should jump on that right now too, before it takes root.

This is another clue at the perversion of the struggle against racism and how far its gone. At one time "colored" was a demeaning term, but it always referred to people who were African American. "Negro" was another term that people tried to do away with and replace it with African American. Of course with a booming population of voluntary immigrants from Africa, "African America" doesn't have the same political meaning any more either.

But in order to graft illegals from South and Central America onto the civil rights movement, we got "people of color", a passive term, meaning nothing. Are Chinese Americans "people of color"?

[LAPhil]

"illegals" and "anchor babies" could be obsolete soon too, if political correctness prevails. I never saw the term colored as derogatory, but "people of color" is the new buzzword, and maybe we should jump on that right now too, before it takes root.
I thought someone might bring up this point. The term "colored" may be not be intrinsically derogatory, as no term is, it's the meaning we give it that determines whether or not it's acceptable. I'm just surprised that someone would be still be using that term today. And as for "illegals" and "anchor babies", these terms may become politically incorrect one of these days, as there are those even today who believe them to be and refuse to use them. And what about the term "wetback"? That was acceptable 50 years ago, but a lot of people don't dare use it today, and as you probably know this board used to automatically censor it if you spelled it out in its entirety. It looks like I got away with it here though.

[ilbegone]

I thought someone might bring up this point. The term "colored" may be not be intrinsically derogatory, as no term is, it's the meaning we give it that determines whether or not it's acceptable. I'm just surprised that someone would be still be using that term today. And as for "illegals" and "anchor babies", these terms may become politically incorrect one of these days, as there are those even today who believe them to be and refuse to use them. And what about the term "wetback"? That was acceptable 50 years ago, but a lot of people don't dare use it today, and as you probably know this board used to automatically censor it if you spelled it out in its entirety. It looks like I got away with it here though.

Politically correct or not, one should at least strive for accuracy in a term and use it accurately, whatever term is used as a description - such as "Anchor Baby" or "Mexican".

However, I heard a new one the other day, "Muslim-American". What the hell does that mean? It doesn't make sense, try "Christian-American", Agnostic-American, Atheist-American, Catholic-American, Jewish-American, Zen Buddhist-American", Heathen-American, Pagan-American, Animist-American, Zoroastrian-American, Satanist-American, Hard Shell Baptist-American, Holy Roller American, Casting Out Serpents-American, and so on.

It's so vague as to be meaningless. It was the basis of an article in the Press Enterprise or SB Sun, I believe a week or so ago. Something about alleged persecution or similar.

[LAPhil]

Politically correct or not, one should at least strive for accuracy in a term and use it accurately, whatever term is used as a description - such as "Anchor Baby" or "Mexican".

However, I heard a new one the other day, "Muslim-American". What the hell does that mean? It doesn't make sense, try "Christian-American", Agnostic-American, Atheist-American, Catholic-American, Jewish-American, Zen Buddhist-American", Heathen-American, Pagan-American, Animist-American, Zoroastrian-American, Satanist-American, Hard Shell Baptist-American, Holy Roller American, Casting Out Serpents-American, and so on.

It's so vague as to be meaningless. It was the basis of an article in the Press Enterprise or SB Sun, I believe a week or so ago. Something about alleged persecution or similar.
Those terms are meaningless because they combine religion with nationality, and the two elements have nothing to do with each other. The politically term which has never made sense to me is "Asian", which replaced "Oriental", which someone decided is now politically incorrect. "Oriental" was a more accurate term in my opinion because it referred to people from the Far East, whereas "Asian" theoretically could be someone from any part of Asia, which includes India, the Middle East, and most of Russia. However, no one refers to people from those regions as "Asians", as it's only used to refer to people from the Far East.

[ilbegone]

Those terms are meaningless because they combine religion with nationality, and the two elements have nothing to do with each other. The politically term which has never made sense to me is "Asian", which replaced "Oriental", which someone decided is now politically incorrect. "Oriental" was a more accurate term in my opinion because it referred to people from the Far East, whereas "Asian" theoretically could be someone from any part of Asia, which includes India, the Middle East, and most of Russia. However, no one refers to people from those regions as "Asians", as it's only used to refer to people from the Far East.

People from Asia identify themselves by nationality. They are not "Asians" until they get to America and are tagged with that description. And a lot of those populations hate each other - don't mistake a Korean for being Japanese.

Same everywhere else, even within nations - except for some indiscriminate labelers in the United States who, in the name of "diversity", come up with bullshit blanket descriptions like "African - American", "Mexican American", "Asian - American", and the king and queen of hollow labels - "Latino" and "Hispanic".

[LAPhil]

A term like "Oriental" refers to racial characteristics rather than nationalities, and is therefore a valid term if one is referring to the racial characteristics of people from the Far East. This may be why it's no longer considered an acceptable term, even among so-called "Asians" who come from the Far East. The concept of race itself has become virtually a taboo subject.

[ilbegone]

A term like "Oriental" refers to racial characteristics rather than nationalities, and is therefore a valid term if one is referring to the racial characteristics of people from the Far East. This may be why it's no longer considered an acceptable term, even among so-called "Asians" who come from the Far East. The concept of race itself has become virtually a taboo subject.

The concept of race is not a taboo subject at all. For example, what is considered unbridled racism in one person is considered "cultural pride" in another. That's what all those "ethnic studies" classes are all about - minority racism masquerading as "diversity".

Thus, the diverse (and sometimes mutually exclusive) peoples from Asia somehow shed their diverse characteristics in the American imagination and become the same exact person when they come to America, and their American children and grandchildren are supposed to be that person as well.

As well, Mexicans; Guatemalans; Bolivians; Argentinans, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, and their American descendants are "Hispanic" or "Latino" and are somehow all supposed to wear Mariachi outfits and that all those "authentic" shit on a plate eateries somehow represents their "Hispanic" cuisine - notions born out of white American ignorance or clueless white American interpretation of brown American separatist agenda.

Take someone whose ancestors came from Ireland in the 1840's. He might be of a mind to go to an "Irish" festival once a year, put on a costume which would be silly in daily wear, and pretend he is Irish for a day. If he were to go to Ireland and proclaim himself to be Irish, the American would be laughed at.

But, there are some Americans with Mexican ancestors who pretend to be "Mexican" every day of their life, and it flies in America - reinforced by white Americans.

I knew a man whose parents are Irish, yet he himself grew up in London. He is not accepted by Irish to be be Irish, nor by Britons to be English.

There are Millions of Americans with Mexican ancestors who are not accepted by Mexico as being Mexican, nor by much of America as being American. Thus the concept of "Aztlan", with its fabricated "culture" of far left American ideology and selectively incorporated Latin American elements - just as silly as a white American man who wears a kilt and carries around bagpipes he doesn't know how to play everywhere he goes on a daily basis, but somehow it flies in America. It runs right through from the local university "to film at eleven".

[LAPhil]

The concept of race is not a taboo subject at all. For example, what is considered unbridled racism in one person is considered "cultural pride" in another. That's what all those "ethnic studies" classes are all about - minority racism masquerading as "diversity".

OK, maybe taboo isn't the right word. Race has become a sensitive subject for a lot of people. I was using the example of "Asians" with Oriental racial features who no longer refer to themselves as "Orientals". I can't explain why, but I assume it has to do with a certain racial sensitivity.

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Wisdom From The Farm
Farmers can be really wise. They learn a lot by making their living from the land, or from raising livestock on their property. Here is some wisdom from the farm.
• “Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”
• “Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance.”
• “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”
• “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
• “Words that soak into your ears are whispered…….not yelled.”
• “Meanness don’t just happen overnight.”
• “Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”
• “Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”
• “It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.”
• “You cannot unsay a cruel word.”
• “Every path has a few puddles.”
• “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
• “The best sermons are lived, not preached.”
• “Most of the stuff people worry about, ain’t never gonna happen anyway.”
• “Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
• “Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”
• “Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
• “Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.”
• “Timin’ has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”
• “If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.”
• “Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
• “The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.”
• “Always drink upstream from the herd.”
• “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.”
• “Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.”
• “If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.”
• “Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.” “Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”

[Jeanfromfillmore]

Former SNL Alum Jon Lovitz: Obama F-ing A-hole

http://content.bitsontherun.com/previews/9ocyGezi-svqBtzyp

[Jeanfromfillmore]

The Jon Lovitz Tax Rant: If Obama Loses the Hollywood Left
Many years ago, before it became associated with foreign intervention, neo-conservatism was simply a term for former liberals who migrated to the right. It was said that they had been “mugged by reality.”
We may need a new term, perhaps “Holly-tarians,” for folks in the entertainment industry who have begun to realize the downside of excessive government. I’ve already favorably cited Clint Eastwood for his pro-flat tax views and dismissed Arnold Schwarzenegger on national TV as a de facto statist, but there are other actors who deserve some attention.
I don’t know whether Jon Lovitz is a budding Hollywood libertarian, but (in addition to being a very funny character actor) he certainly seems a bit upset with Obama’s class-warfare approach to fiscal policy.
Since I couldn’t figure out how to embed the file, click on his image and it will take you to an audio file of him ripping Obama, high taxes, and occupy poseurs. Warning, there are plenty of naughty words, including ubiquitous F-bombs.
I will make one correction to his rant. He says that middle-income people have the same deductions that are available to rich people. That’s not really true. Rich people, as I have explained before, don’t rely on wage and salary income like the rest of us. Instead, they earn capital income and business income, which opens the door to a much larger degree of tax planning.
For what it’s worth, this is why Obama’s proposed tax increases won’t raise nearly as much money as projected.
But since politicians doubtlessly will increase spending in anticipation of higher receipts, the net effect will be bigger government and more red ink. In other words, business as usual in Washington.
http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/danieljmitchell/2012/04/26/the_jon_lovitz_tax_rant_if_obama_loses_the_hollywo od_left/page/full/